Some of these would make great away status messages:
- I’m not ignoring you I just lost interest
- if I promise to miss you will you go away?
- I promise to be nicer if you promise to be smarter
- you almost made me cry but then you left
- I’m not listening but go on… I enjoy how your voice makes my ears bleed
- I’d tell you to go to hell, but i work there and i don’t want to see you everyday!
- you’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me
- I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
- silence is golden… duct tape is silver.
- awww that`s so cute! you actually think i care…
- Oh you want my number??….here it is….1-800-WATEVA
- I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
- I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
- Stop being so stupid.. it’s my turn.
- You can have as many friends that money can buy, but I’ll still hate you for free.
- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.